Rumors of Paul McCartney’s imminent remarriage are all over the internet. This will be his third marriage. According to sources he is waiting for his girlfriend to complete her divorce from her current husband.

Sir Paul might want to move cautiously as he approaches his THIRD marriage. Some experts say that third marriages end in divorce 74% of the time. This is in contrast to a 50% divorce rate for first marriages and a 67% rate for second marriages.

In related news, Heather Mills, Paul’s second wife has apparently found a way around a gag order issued in her divorce from Paul. She will, reportedly, pen a novel about a model that marries a famous rock star. Very clever.